Washing a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Make sure it’s completely wet, always rub firmly & leave the dirtiest bits till the end.

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.

The first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.”

Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

The second sees what happens and says “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!”

She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.

Finally, the third blonde says “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.”

She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

My blog is as slow as a wet week and I’m not fully happy with it at the moment.

I like the theme I have but perhaps it’s time to look for another one. The current theme has been up awhile and WordPress has been updated a few times since I installed it and the two may not be fully compatible with eachother.

So …. it’s another weekend of experimentation. I’m even considering moving the blog to another server to see if it will make any difference to its loading time.

Again …. dear readers (and ladies of the harem) bear with me as I mess up this blog again!

x x x  …. just to keep my harem going!

I forgot to upload a folder in my theme’s folder when i reinstalled my blog.

I did a bit of digging …… thankfully I found it fairly quickly.

Try it Grannymar ……

General question for y’all ….. is my site slow loading when you access it? It takes ages here to load and even longer when I click refresh.

Just wondering if my reinstall created more problems than solved them.

I’ve restored my blogroll.

If you’re not on it, it’s either I’ve forgotten to put you on or you haven’t asked me/given me permission to add you.

You know where I am!

I am still trying to sort out security here and have limited access to certain isps. There’s a chance that I might be blocking some of my visitors.

I’d be grateful if you would comment to this post and tell me what your ip is (you can email it to me if you don’t want to put it into a comment).

My email address is paddy bloggit [at} gmail . com (No spaces and replace the [at] with @

You can check your ip here:

What’s my IP address?

I cleared my hosting and Paddy Bloggit now has a clean install of WordPress.

Things may be shaky here for the next day or so as I’m experimenting with plugins and doing my best to keep my blog as secure as possible. If you spot anything not working etc. please let me know.

My blogroll has defaulted back to the original WordPress installation links but I will customise it again shortly.

If you’d like to have your blog added to my list just let me know. You can reach me through my about page.

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