The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.

He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart;

All of his commands are user-friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.

His password protects me.

He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.

His help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and my file will be merged with his and saved forever.

Amen.

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I’ve been mulling over my ‘arrangements’.

I like to be organised so it’s logical that I organise my will and my funeral etc.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen ………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!

Had the Diocesan Advisor (aka the Religious Inspector) in today …

Wonder if it had any effect on me?!

They’ve dug up the body of Padre Pio forty years after his death.

They being the powers that be in the Catholic Church.

Why  …….  one may ask?

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Ouch!

Today (the 19th of April) is the third anniversary of Joseph Ratzinger becoming Pope Benedict XVI.

He is fulfilling his duty as caretaker Pope well!

Good man Herr Ratzinger.

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Behind every great man stands an equally annoying woman …. have I got the phrase correct?

Moses ‘Hannibal’ Smith

“In the Book of Exodus a crack Biblical unit led by Moses was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Mount Sinai underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of the Lord. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Moses-Team.”

I wonder what bait he’s using ….