Moses, Jesus and a very old man were out golfing one fine day.

Moses drives his ball. It bounces off a tree into a water hazard. So he parts the water and knocks the ball onto the green.

Jesus drives his ball and it bounces off two trees into the water. So he walks on the water and scoops his ball up onto the green.

The very old man drives his ball and it bounces off a tree into the water. The ball is eaten by a fish, the fish swims to the surface and is snatched up by a bird, the bird flies upwards and is struck by lightning, the fish falls from the sky onto the green, the ball bounces out of the fishes mouth, and then it rolls into the hole.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, “I hate golfing with your dad!”

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