Psalm 23 – The Computer Version!

Author: Paddy Bloggit* Comments(6)


The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.

He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart;

All of his commands are user-friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.

His password protects me.

He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.

His help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and my file will be merged with his and saved forever.

Amen.

Paddy Bloggit



6 Comments so far

  1. Darren on August 4th, 2008

    /amen

  2. Grannymar on August 4th, 2008

    :roll:

  3. steph on August 4th, 2008

    I’ll second that :grin:

    I hope HE’s not leading you astray, Paddy

  4. Thriftcriminal on August 4th, 2008

    :smile:

  5. Biano on August 4th, 2008

    !*”#
    ^”`$$-
    !*=@$_
    %*~4
    &[]../
    |{,,SYSTEM HALTED

    or simply put:

    Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
    Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
    Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
    Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
    Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
    Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

  6. Thriftcriminal on August 5th, 2008

    As you are back in action I figured I’d get a tag in
    http://thriftcriminal.org/?p=301

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