The smartest change of all!
Author: Paddy Bloggit
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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.
The first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.”
Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.
The second sees what happens and says “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!”
She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.
Finally, the third blonde says “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.”
She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge. 
I’m number three! I don’t swim!
OH you wish . .you’d get lost because men are afraid to ask for directions!
A world famous physician is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” Then, out of the surf comes a gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the physician and asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a fine cigar ?”
“Ten years,” he replies.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a nice Cuban cigar.
He takes the cigar, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of fine brandy ?”
He replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she asks, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some REAL fun ?”
“My God!” exclaims the physician, “Don’t tell me that you’ve got my golf clubs in there too!!”